The End of Offa
As all you keen students of Saxon history will know, Offa was a powerful King of Mercia ( the kingdom which was the 'middle bit' of what is now England) who lived from 730AD to 796AD. It seems he was a fairly ruthless bugger who conquered a large part of the surrounding countryside to establish himself as the most powerful monarch of his time (in the British Isles at least.) But he had a bit of a problem to the west of him where resided the British people. They were still a bit pissed off with the Saxons, who had recently stolen all the good ground to the east, and their occasional raids the rustle cattle, horses or daughters was something that irritated King Offa considerably. Legends (and a few contemporary sources) state that Offa built himself a long dyke as a defensive boundary between his conquered lands and the lands of the people he called 'foreigners' in the west: the Saxon word for foreigner is ' Wealh', and so the country became known to them as...