On the loose

This is it folks: the big day dawned and freedom loomed. Release time was 2.20pm and there was no exercise slot beforehand, so the morning did drag on a little. Packing didn't take very long, I don't really know why I even unpacked some clothes, its been shorts and T-shirts most of the time: and underwear. I assure you I did change my underwear! The hot NZ news this morning had nothing to do with COP26 in Glasgow; "Bird of the Year" has been won by a bloody bat! How can that happen? My bellbird didn't even make the top five! Huh - not impressed! Suitably incensed, I sat back for a while and looked over that rather familiar view of the carpark and pondered a little on my imprisonment experience. What have I learned over the last two weeks? Coffee: I drink rather a lot of coffee - 750 grms in 14 days to be exact, that's just over 50 grms a day. Of course it hasn't been that nasty toxic instant coffee that you all drink, it has been pretty good coffee, produ